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Disturbingly Realistic Packaging
Designed to fool mail carriers, roommates, and parents. Your victim won't question it for a second.
An Actual Gag Gift Inside
Every prank includes a themed prop that sells the bit harder than a used car salesman.
Fake Order Confirmation
Complete with real world branding, fake order numbers and absurdly specific "instructions for use" before they realize it's a prank.
"You've Been Pranked!" Reveal
Once the existential crisis peaks, the reveal card lets them know it's all love. Custom message optional — or stay perfectly anonymous.
Escalation Add-Ons
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Dangerously Simple
HOW IT WORKS
...and how to get away with it
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Choose Your Weapon
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Name Your Victim
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We Deploy It
Generic return address. Zero evidence. You get a tracking link to monitor the approach.
04
Deny Everything
Play dumb when they call. Feign outrage in the group chat. You were never here. What Prank?
THE PROOF IS IN THE PANIC
REAL REACTIONS
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Why Us?
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Someone you know deserves this.We're not dropshippers. We built the category from a basement in New York. Every prank, designed, tested, and perfected by us — a collection of real-world brand and product designers with an unhinged sense of humor for absolutely twisted prank ideas.
Built In-House. No Middlemen.
Every prank is designed to the tiniest details, packed, and shipped from our Buffalo, NY facility. We don't outsource chaos.
Forensic-Level Realism
Our mailers are so convincing, mail carriers have refused to deliver them. That's not a bug — it's a feature. (and don't worry, we will ship another free of charge if it doesn't get delivered)
Zero Evidence. Zero Trace.
Your name, address, and payment info never touch the package. Generic return address. You were never here.
Returned? We Redeploy. Free.
If your prank gets refused or returned, we send another one — to the same or a different recipient. No questions asked. The prank must land.
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