WhatPrank! GIVEAWAY - The Dreaded Double Sided Dildo
Good morning prank people. We are back with a little personal Prank History. In this blog I want to bring people together in their nonsensical fun with their friends, family, or coworkers. Pranks are a longstanding tradition in human history. Why, the woman who invented pranks, Astrid B. Pranken, from Yugoslavia, has a portrait hanging in my office. Give her a google. Give ol’ Assy B. Pranken a google. She for sure exists.
What we want from you is to send us a story (300 words or less) depicting your favorite moment in your prank history. Whether it was receiving/sending one of our mailers or a personal prank. Tell us your story! Give us your best moments from April Fool’s Day, a collective senior prank, or messing with a coworker. The winner receives any What Prank! Mailer of their choosing, runner up’s will have their stories shared on future blog posts. Anything in the store -- What Prank!
I want this to be a place where we can swap stories. Here's my example...
It was the last week of college, at a SUNY school, to put things into debaucherous perspective and the last week you live with your friends is chaos. You are 21 or 22 years old and significantly dumber than when you came into college.
On a rainy walk home late on a Sunday night I stumbled upon a double-sided, girthy red dildo. It was wet (from the rain) and I wasn’t far from my house… So, I ran home, grabbed a plastic bag and picked up the double-sided dildo like I was picking up dogshit. My first instinct was to put it under my roommate’s pillow (still in the plastic bag) while he wasn’t home. I ran with my first instinct and stuffed it under the pillow.
On moving-out day, after sleeping an ENTIRE WEEK with a double-sided dildo under his pillow, out walks his GIRLFRIEND dangling the unbagged dildo in her hands demanding to know where it was from. Just a true prank to payoff moment for my friends that were in on it and myself. No one to ruin the joke and an innocent bystander to take the fall. A perfect way to close out my college experience.
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Gonna prank my parents 😂
My then bf and I went through some old storage behind his grandparents house one night. We found, what we assumed to be his dad’s, old HUGE porn collection. Through the night we managed to sneak it all into the house, avoiding questions from his family. 2 black garbage bags later and we’re in my car on our way back to my dad’s to hide it in his house. It took 3-4 weeks to get it all hidden and some of the movies were still being found by his wife after my dad had died 2 years later.
When I was 8 or 9 my brother and I spent the weekend at our grandparent’s house. I forgot to pack sock, so I wore the same pair all weekend. It was winter, and my grandparents kept the house at a toasty 80, so my feet would get ripe.
On the way home I got in trouble for arguing with my brother over something (it’s been 40 years so I have no idea what we argued about, but I got in trouble and he didn’t). When we got home I decided that the payback would be smelly.
We had feather pillows that had a zippered case, then the pillow case over it. While my brother was taking his bath I took off my 3-day old, ripe, Fritos smelling socks and stuffed them on both sides of his pillow-in the zippered part so if he took off the pillow case he wouldn’t see them. I figured he wasn’t going to take off the zippered case.
An hour later I heard him yelling for my mom! Oh the sweet revenge! He was complaining of this horrible smell. They turned the pillow over. Nope still smelled. I was laughing, and thought I got away with the perfect prank! Mom asked if he had been eating in bed, if he spilled something, and finally she asked if he checked the pillow. He said he did, so I thought I was home free, until I heard the zipper. Needless to say, I was grounded, but for a few minutes I played the best prank a sister could ever play on a little brother!
I had no money – was doing van life before it was van life traveling coast-to-coast. It was pretty boring honestly. Ended up parking my van in front of John Goodman’s mansion in the rosegarden district in new orleans. Turned out to be a parade the next day (I guess mardi gras runs a whole month there. IDK). Long story short, I pooped in a cooler and waited for a parade-goer to look inside in hopes of free beer. Nailed some frat boys with surprise doodoo. It was a trip highlight.
It was the week before fathers day, I thought that buying a prank mailer from Whatprank! Would be the perfect opportunity to prank my friend who’s a father. Let’s call him Dan
So I bought Dan the panty inhaler mailer. Including the thong was a bit pricey, so I didn’t go with it, but I deeply regretted it. I waited the whole weekend for Dan to message me about how much he hates me.
I got a call from Dan the day after Father’s day telling me he hates me and that it was a really good prank. Dan said that his son was the one that answered the door to recieve the mail. It needed a signature so his son went to get tell him that he has mail that needs to be signed for. Dan greeted the mailman and signed for it but was confused as to why his mailman wasn’t being talkative like he usually is. Dan saw what he signed for and couldn’t even look at the mailman in the eyes. Brought in the package, made eye contact with his son and can see that his son was quietly judging him. Dan just told his son it’s not what he thinks it is. Dan wore some gloves, grabbed a knife and walked out to the backyard to investigate what was in the package. On his way out, his mom asked him what package he recieved, he said he was going to find out. Dan cuts open the package to find the card and is livid.
This next part is the best and is what made this prank worth every penny.
Dan hits up ALL and I say ALL of his friends, sends them a picture of the prank and asks them if they pranked him. No one admitted to it. One friend even said was upset that he didn’t think of this prank first.
I was only expecting his mom and son to see, but everyone knows. It would’ve been better if I bought the panties. Next prank I buy, I will buy those extra items just to go the extra mile.